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| Tweet Topic Started: 18 Feb 2015, 21:06 (2,224 Views) | |
| Jamie Fowler | 18 Feb 2015, 21:06 Post #1 |
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What are some of your favourite quotes/one-liner's from the past 30 years of EastEnders A few of mine; Sean randomly in the middle of a serious scene: "Charlie, you know how I always say I hate you and I wish you were dead" Charlie: ".....Yeah" Sean: "I don't mean it" "If only he'd worn slip on shoes" "He's bought me oven gloves. Vaguely racist oven gloves" "I don't trust anything that vibrates" "That's a shame because with your looks that's a major disadvantage" "The police have taken my dog" "They've arrested Betty?!" "No you were too busy deciding whether to read a book or play the trumpet or be a lesbian!" |
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| Gaz | 18 Feb 2015, 21:28 Post #2 |
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"We had sausage surprise every day. Should have called it sausage predictable". |
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Happy Christmas Ange. | |
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| Jedi Pat | 18 Feb 2015, 21:36 Post #3 |
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"How's Adam?" |
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| See You Slater | 18 Feb 2015, 21:44 Post #4 |
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"You held the flick from the flack!" |
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| Kim | 18 Feb 2015, 21:45 Post #5 |
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I can't decide whether Jo Joyner was supposed to say Ian, or Jane has some secret bloke called Adam. |
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| Ross | 18 Feb 2015, 22:00 Post #6 |
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This is what I came here for. 8-O |
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| Ross | 18 Feb 2015, 22:02 Post #7 |
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The classic. Kat 'n' Barry. Kat: "Eurgh, whose grapes are they?" Barry: "They're olives." Kat: "Well give 'em back to 'er then!" |
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| Jedi Pat | 18 Feb 2015, 22:10 Post #8 |
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Great minds.
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| Jedi Pat | 18 Feb 2015, 22:12 Post #9 |
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How great would it have been if Jane had answered "Don't know really, I haven't been in touch with Manda for ages". |
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| Dave70 | 18 Feb 2015, 22:12 Post #10 |
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Den - "Careful Ang, that could have hit me!" after dodging Angie's flying wine glass.
Edited by Dave70, 18 Feb 2015, 22:12.
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| WalfordE20 | 18 Feb 2015, 22:17 Post #11 |
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"It's kettle." |
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| Mitch | 18 Feb 2015, 22:21 Post #12 |
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She's about as jewish as a bacon sandwich! |
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| NevermindMe | 18 Feb 2015, 22:25 Post #13 |
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Phil "Where. Are. We?" *man shrugs* Grant "ask him, where the ferry is" Phil "where's the ferry?" Man "que?" Phil "I don't think he knows" Grant "well ask him if there's a telephone or something" Phil "Is... why don't you ask him?" Grant "Erm, telefono? Un telefono?" Man "Ah, telefono!" Grant "Si, si, telefono" Man "Il ya une maison là-bas" Nigel "He says there's a house over there. He said maison, that's house" Grant "you can talk French?" Nigel "I help Clare with her homework" Phil "why didn't you tell us before?" That scene still kills me! |
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| Shamelessness | 18 Feb 2015, 22:27 Post #14 |
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"He's bought me vaguely racist oven gloves!" |
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| SunhillPumpkin | 18 Feb 2015, 22:27 Post #15 |
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When Dot said "secrets and lies,they always come back to haunt you" :'( Sorry that isnt a one liner but wise words, Adam has thrown me into such confusion I don't know any anything now Edited by SunhillPumpkin, 18 Feb 2015, 22:29.
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| WalfordFanatic | 18 Feb 2015, 23:01 Post #16 |
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"I should've worn slip-shoes!", Janine Butcher. |
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| WalfordFanatic | 18 Feb 2015, 23:01 Post #17 |
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"Get Den Watts….he'll know what to do!" |
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| TellyAddict | 18 Feb 2015, 23:04 Post #18 |
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Tanya calling Max a little ginger Buddha a few years back still makes me smile. |
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| Planck | 18 Feb 2015, 23:06 Post #19 |
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"The only tarts I want in this kitchen are jam ones". Remember that scene so vividly. |
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| Leon | 18 Feb 2015, 23:10 Post #20 |
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"You couldn't bring up phlegm!" |
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