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Favourite One-Liner's over 30 years?
Topic Started: 18 Feb 2015, 21:06 (2,229 Views)
NevermindMe
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My son is in the kitchen eating a biscuit
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Fehnder
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The vaguely racist oven gloves, every time.
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Leon
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I can't remember the vaguely racist oven gloves! Somebody remind me? :lol:
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Fehnder
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Hopefully someone finds a clip!!

Ian buys Denise African themed oven gloves and she is not amused
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Jamie Fowler
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Dennis: "Yeah but that was when you were married to Grunt-"
Sharon: "Grant"
Dennis: "Whatever"
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18 Feb 2015, 23:01
"I should've worn slip-shoes!", Janine Butcher.
*"If only he'd worn slip-on shoes".

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xdcdx3_if-only-he-d-worn-slip-on-shoes_shortfilms
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NevermindMe
18 Feb 2015, 22:25
Phil "Where. Are. We?"
*man shrugs*
Grant "ask him, where the ferry is"
Phil "where's the ferry?"
Man "que?"
Phil "I don't think he knows"
Grant "well ask him if there's a telephone or something"
Phil "Is... why don't you ask him?"
Grant "Erm, telefono? Un telefono?"
Man "Ah, telefono!"
Grant "Si, si, telefono"
Man "Il ya une maison là-bas"
Nigel "He says there's a house over there. He said maison, that's house"
Grant "you can talk French?"
Nigel "I help Clare with her homework"
Phil "why didn't you tell us before?"

That scene still kills me!
With his "ability" to speak French I'm sure I remember Nigel saying "Je suis un hovercraft"

Another favourite is Janine's reply when Heather was being put in an ambulance and someone said "what's wrong with Heather?"

"Too fat, too boring"
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Cam
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"You hit him alright! You've held the fact from the plugh- Look you've- you've- it's a motive you held it against the public- look- we all have!"

Jack Branning 19th Feb 2010.
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